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, zlaté podlahy, dokonce i mušle na záchodě mají zlaté!” Nato se chlap doválí do ložnice a usne. Ženě to nedá a druhý den hledá v telefonním seznamu, a opravdu, na druhém konci města je Zlatý Bar. Tak tam zavolá: “To je Zlatý Bar?” “Ano, madam, přejete si?” “Máte zlaté dveře?! “Ano, samozrejmě máme!” “Máte zlaté podlahy?! “Jistě, madam!” “A co zlaté mušle?!” Chvíli je na druhém konci ticho, a pak žena slyší barmana, jak na kohosi volá: “Hej, Tome, mám pocit, že mám stopu na toho chlapa, co ti včera načůral do saxofonu!”

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