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Falešnej hráč

Přijde šerif do saloonu a vidí na zemi mrtvého muže. Ptá se tedy barmana:
“Hráč?”
“Jo.”
“Falešnej?”
“Jo.”
“Poker?”
“Ne, housle.”

Publikováno v Hospodské.
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Vůl

Přijde chlápek do hospody, zamíří si to k pultu. Vytáhne pistoli, namíří na hlavu a praví:
“Ty dát prachy, jinak já zastřelit.”
Hospodskej na něj koukne, chvíli přemýšlí a pak řekne NE.
Chlápek zmáčkne spoušť a zastřelí se.
Hospodskej zavrtí hlavou a křikne do kuchyně:
“Ty, Pepo, už jsi byl pro maso?”
“Ne.”
“Tak vem míň hovězího, jeden vůl se nám donesl až sem.”

Publikováno v Hospodské.
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Boule

Jde opilec domů a potká kolemjdoucího.
Zeptá se ho: “Prosím vás neřekl by jste mi kolik mám na hlavě boulí?”
Kolemjdoucí se mu podívána hlavu:” Dvě,proč?”
A opilec mu odvětí: “Pro orientaci. Ještě tři boule a jsem doma!”

Publikováno v Hospodské.
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Pozdě v noci

Jednou pozdě v noci se opilec chlubí kamarádovi novým bytem.
Když vejdou do obyváku kamarád si všimne velkého mosazného gongu.
“Na co máš ten gong?”zeptá se zvědavě.
“To není gong. To jsou mluvící hodiny.” “Mluvící hodiny??”diví se kamarád.
A jak fungujou?” “Sleduj.” řekne opilec.
Vezme palici a vší silou praskne do gongu.
Ten se samozřejmě rozezvučí na celý panelák. Na to se z vedlejšího bytu ozve:
“Ty ses snad zbláznil, ty debile, jsou tři hodiny ráno!!”

Publikováno v Hospodské.
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Otec a syn

Potkají se dva opilí před vchodem u baráku:
“Nazdar! Já sem Pepa Novák.”
“To není možný! Já sem taky Pepa Novák!”
“Ale já tady bydlím.”
No, ja tady taky bydlím!
“Tak jdem dovnitř, ať nám to někdo vysvětlí.”
Zazvoní, otevřou se dveře
, vyjde žena a začne řvát:
“No to je nádhera. Otec a syn a sežraní jak prasata!”

Publikováno v Hospodské.
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Záchytka

Pan Novák má narozeniny a tak v hospodě uspořádá pořádnou párty.
Trochu to s oslavami přežene a usne.
Za pár hodin ho probudí hlas: “Tak budeme účtovat, pane Novák, dělá to 1500 korun.”
Novák je evidentně překvapen: “Cože, jenom patnáct stovek, vždyť to byla megaparty? Tolik jídla a pití….?”
Chlápek se na něj podívá a povídá: “Ale pozor, pane Novák, tady nejste Na Růžku, tady je záchytka.”

Publikováno v Hospodské.
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Dva notoři

Dva notoři zjistili, že mají hroznou žízeň a jsou téměř bez peněz.
Po chvíli přemýšlení dostal Bill napad.
Za drobné koupil na rohu párek v rohlíku v rohliku a odtáhl kolegu do nejbližší hospody.
Tam si vesele popíjeli a když došlo na placení, Bill rozepnul Rickovi poklopec, vrazil mu do něj párek v rohlíku a začal předstírat, že mu kouří péro.
Čišník začal řvát: “Táhněte odsud, vy smradlaví buzíci!”
Chlapi se kvapne sebrali a zmizeli, samozřejme bez nutnosti platit.
Takhle obešli několik barů, až se večer dotrmáceli uplně zpití k jejich karavanu.
Bill povidá: “Vidíš, co se dá podniknout s jedním hotdogem!”
“Jakej hotdog?” směje se Rick, “ten jsme ztratili v druhý hospodě.”

Publikováno v Hospodské.
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Warning: date() [function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CET/1.0/no DST' instead in /www/e-fun.cz/www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 55

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“Hele, na další křižovatce zahni do leva, jo??”
Druhý škytne a překvapeně se podívá: “Já myslel že řídíš ty!!”

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Warning: date() [function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CET/1.0/no DST' instead in /www/e-fun.cz/www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 50

Warning: date() [function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CET/1.0/no DST' instead in /www/e-fun.cz/www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 52

Warning: date() [function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CET/1.0/no DST' instead in /www/e-fun.cz/www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 54

Warning: date() [function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CET/1.0/no DST' instead in /www/e-fun.cz/www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 55
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