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Přijde žába

Přijde žába k doktorovi s ponožkou na hlavě.

Doktora na to: “Co se ti stalo chudinko malá, zelená?”

A žába na to: “Drž hubu, to je přepadení!”

Publikováno v Blondýnky, Zvířata, Černý humor.
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Vy jste toho chlapa píchnul nožem?

“Vy jste toho chlapa píchnul třikrát nožem?” - “Kdepak, pouze jednou, zato vidlema!”

Publikováno v Černý humor.
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Hořící finanční úřad

Přijde velitel hasičů do práce, pokouří si, vypije v klidu kávu, zmáčkne tlačítko: “Pomalinku se připravujte na výjezd, už tři hodiny hoří Finanční úřad!”

Publikováno v Ze života, Černý humor.
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Princ

Přijde princ se zlatým střevíčkem do krematoria a ptá se:
“Není tu náhodou někde Popelka?”

Publikováno v Černý humor.
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Warning: date() [function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CET/1.0/no DST' instead in /www/e-fun.cz/www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 54

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Vojáci

Jednotka ruských vojáků letí do Čečenska a velitel motivuje vojáky:
“Chlapi, za každou čečenskou hlavu dostanete láhev vodky!”
Letadlo přistane, rozrazí se dveře
, vojáci se rozprchnou.
Za několik minut se vrací a kazdý táhne několik hlav.
Velitel je celý bledý a zpocený:
“Sakra hoši, to bylo jen mezipřistání v Kyjevě!!!

Publikováno v Černý humor.
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Warning: date() [function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CET/1.0/no DST' instead in /www/e-fun.cz/www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 52

Warning: date() [function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CET/1.0/no DST' instead in /www/e-fun.cz/www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 54

Warning: date() [function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CET/1.0/no DST' instead in /www/e-fun.cz/www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 55
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