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Oči

Proč nemůže šnek utíkat?

.

.

Protože by mu vlály oči.

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Šnek

Jde šnek po kolejích a přiběhne za ním myška:

“Bacha je za tebou vlak!”

“To stihnu!”

“Už jen malej kousek!”

“To stihnu !”

Týýchźźdbumprásk…

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Dva šneci

Potkají se dva šneci.

“Pročpak nemáš ulitu?” ptá se jeden

“Ále, utekl jsem z domova,” odpoví druhý.

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Ryby

Ryby jsou poctivé, neberou a neberou.

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Osel

Zvířátka v lese se dohodla, že si postaví sídliště. Do města na příslušné úřady půjde liška, ta je dost fikaná, všechna potřebná potvrzení a povolení rychle vyřídí… řekla si zvířátka. A tak tedy liška šla. Přešel den, dva, týden, měsíc a po měsící se liška vrací se stáhnutým ocasem a celá zničená říká - 35 potvrzení mám, je to 36 - poslední se mi už vyřídit nepodařilo. Tak se do města vydá medvěd. Ten jako nejsilnější v lese určitě zařídí, abychom tu měli sídliště - přemýšlela zvířátka. Přešel den, dva, týden, měsíc a po měsíci se medvěd celý vystresovaný a vyhublý vrací a říká - 35 potvrzení mám, jen to 36 - poslední se mi už vyřídit nepodařilo. Zvířátka se už pomalu smiřují s tím, že dál budou bydlet v podmínkách, nedůstojných pro zvíře 21. stolení, když tu najednou řekne oslíček: Zvířátka já bych to zkusil vyřídit! Ostatní zvířátka se začnou smát a říkají: Ani liška se svým intelektem a ani Medvěd z pozice moci to nedokázali vyřídit, už jen ty to dokážeš! Ale oslík se těmito řečmi nedal odradit a vydal se do města. Za tři dny se zvířátka vzbudila kvůli velkému ruchu a vídí, jak už z dálky jde osel a mává se všemi potvrzeními. Za zády mu jedou bagry, jeřáby, nákladní auta s pískem apod.

Zvířátka se nestačí divit a ptají se osla, jak se mu to podařilo vyřídit. Velmi jednoduše - říká osel. Přijdu na úřad, otevřu první dveře - spolužák, druhé dveře - spolužák, třetí dveře - spolužák…

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Drančí dva motorkáři

Drančí dva motorkáři na Harley - Davidsonu sto padesátkou přes poušť, když jeden náhle ztratí kontrolu nad svým strojem a zahučí do písku.

“Co se ti stalo, vole?!” diví se druhý, když zjistí, že jeho kamarádovi naštěstí nic vážného není.

“Nevěřil bys, běží vedle mě štír a snaží se mě předběhnout. Šlápnu na to, trochu mu poodjedu, ale on mě dožene a zase mě chce předběhnout. No a když se to tomu pirátovi silnic nepodařilo, prdl mi gumu, parchant!”

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Majitel papouška

Majitel papouška se jednoho dne rozhodne, že najde papouškovi papouščici. Podá si inzerát: Pro svého papouška hledám papouščici. Za půjčení dám 1000 Kč. Po týdnu přijde paní i s papouščicí. Majitelé zavřou papoušky k sobě do klece a odejdou. Po chvilce slyší strašlivý řev a tak vběhnou do pokoje. Tam vidí jak papoušek drží papouščici pod krkem, rve z ní peří a řve: “Ty kurvo, za tisícovku tě chci mít nahou!”

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Warning: date() [function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CET/1.0/no DST' instead in /www/e-fun.cz/www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 50

Warning: date() [function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CET/1.0/no DST' instead in /www/e-fun.cz/www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 52

Warning: date() [function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CET/1.0/no DST' instead in /www/e-fun.cz/www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 54

Warning: date() [function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CET/1.0/no DST' instead in /www/e-fun.cz/www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 55

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Warning: mktime() [function.mktime]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CET/1.0/no DST' instead in /www/e-fun.cz/www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 41

Warning: date() [function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CET/1.0/no DST' instead in /www/e-fun.cz/www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 50

Warning: date() [function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CET/1.0/no DST' instead in /www/e-fun.cz/www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 52

Warning: date() [function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CET/1.0/no DST' instead in /www/e-fun.cz/www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 54

Warning: date() [function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CET/1.0/no DST' instead in /www/e-fun.cz/www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 55
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